Of course, the daily life of me.

Hey!Today the weirdest thing happened to me!
I was walking down the side of Ginza plaza when I saw something crash into the drain, it bobbed up and down before stablizing. I looked over the railing(Which was painful since there were shrubs in the way)The ship attempted to steer itself to the stairs. Note the word Attempted. It crashed into the same wall 10 times before it found the stairs. The doors opened...

A greenish glow...

Deep breathing...

Growling...

Then out of the ship, 3 blobs of meat stepped out.
How Anitclimatic...Tsk..tsk..tsk..
An innocent bystander walked a bit too close to the lumps of meaty goodness and got...um..
zapped by the aliens with a weird looking ray gun(Looks like an oversized matchstick).
Their names were: Hamburger, meatloaf and drumstick.
How do I know?The nametags you twit.
"What do we do now?" asked Hamburger.
"I know!" Meatloaf said rather loudly.
"Keep it down!" Drumstick hissed."What's your idea?"
"Let's attack that convieniently placed pink building!"
"Short, sweet and pointless.I like." Hamburger said.
Then they walked into the building without knowing it was closed.They were even bigger twits.
They were captured and...
Hamburger was later eaten in a hamburger sold in McDonalds.
Meatloaf was accidentally dropped and ran over by 20 lorries wich happened to be passing by.
Drumstick was eaten by a hungry worker.
How do I know?
I ate Hamburger.
Meatloaf was that gooey slime on the road.
Drumsticks bone was on the floor.

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Okok!All I did was wake up, eat, play com, go tuition, come back, play bionicle, slack, sleep, swake up, slack more, space out, change, go for Martial arts(Thus my numb legs, or maybe cuz my AC setting is too low..), come back, eat, play com, listen to music, read, and now typing. Happy?
No?
Then too Bad!Ha ha!*Gets splattered by tomato*
Hey!
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What?
Make it longer?
Fine.
There, one word longer.
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Hey you!Yea you!Looking at the screen!It's finished!Go away!You too!*Points at air*

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Hey....Why am I HAPPY to go to school?

Whoopee!
Using Acrylic to make stuff in DNT!But then I think DNT test I Su ka liao.(Singlish spelling sux la...Paiseh..)But I dunno my measurments are correct...Damn..Skalee wrong then must redo...Ah well, still got weeks!!!!
Today IT club use FlashPlayer to make buttons...My one like mad person do one.Words jump here jump there...I used 14 motion tweens in total!
Now the question in the title. For one thing, I was banned from the Com and then going to school didn't seem bad....And...I also miss my friends.I whole holiday no one to Talk to, only on MSN la.
Now the damn blog skin very plain, cuz I dunno how to edit.(Paiseh...Again.)

Then now English is on Fantasy stories. Yay!I like writing and most of my stories are so impossible that it fits only fantasy.=P
Huh?Wan proof ah?
Ok lor, here's a poem I did yesterday on Notepad.(On Bionicle...As usual)

Don't Join the Dark Hunters

Don't join the Dark Hunters,
life as one is forever torture.
Heed my advice please,
because as one,
one day your life might just,
Cease.

You'll always be going on a job,
be it, spying, robbing, assasination or anything at all,
though some employers are small,
they behave as if they are better than you.
But then they cannot be slewn,
lest you suffer the wrath of The Shadowed One.

Once you join, you are tied to the Dark Huntrs for life,
It's as if you wear at the sharp end of the Grim Reapers Scythe.
But sometimes, you will feel you are about to die,
Especially if The Shadowed One gives you the evil eye.
Some gets called to his chamber,
but few will leave.
All life that enters seems to be,
Devoured.

So please,
whoever is reading this,
heed my advice,
Don't join the Dark hunters,
Please.

Siriko,
Master Assasin

Bad hor?
Anyway...
Random Angry mob:END IT ALREADY!
Alright, Alright,

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Ok la,

End

Ok....Now what?

Sianz~Now nothing to do....
Nothing new, cept I starting to play RS and Maple again, RS juz lv31, sux, I noe.
And then, some might say,'Eh, why blog skin so bland one ah?'
The answer is simple.The last time I tried to edit the skin, I messed up the whole blog.
I would like to Post my RS profile(For those who can actually be bored or bothered enough to read it) but it would be too long, aw heck, it takes up space.HEck, I'll just post profiles on random bionicles.Will post more.


Mantax: The Ray
Most Mysterious of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Laucher
Natural weapons: Pincers, Spike at back racts as electric conductor, Head spikes.
Animal is resembles: Manta Ray
Quote: "I have no friends...Just enemies I haven't killed yet."

Kalmah: The squid
Intellect of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
NAtural weapons: A huge long Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Squid
Quote: "We shared our victory and our punishment...So we will share the power of this mask as well."

Takadox: The mantis
Mentally sharpest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid launcher, twin knives
Natural weapons: Hypnosis
Animal it resembles: Praying Mantis
Quote: "Poor Toa...Today, they're heroes...Tomorrow, food for the fish"

Carapar: The crab
Phsically strongest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
Natural weapons: Claws
Animal it resembles: Crab
Quote: "Don't mistake us for some stupid Rahi.Before we ended up down here, your kind bowed down to us."

Nocturn
Keeper of the Mask of life
Weapons: Squid launcher, blades.
Natural weapons: Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Starfish?Squid?Octopus?Haven't been officialised by writer.
Quote: "What do you want here?This is my place!Go away or I rip and tear!"


Seen enough?No?
Here's more:

Zaktan: Leader of the Piraka
Powers: Laser vision, A natural, but not so natural power of turning into trillions of Protodites.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcer, Triple bladed sword/scissors.
Quote: "Life from death...Death from life"
Fear: Not Known

Hakaan: Slave driver of the Piraka
Powers: Heat vision, able to use opponents thoughts against them.
Weapons: Lava Launcher/Claw, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "If you feel tired, Vezok, you could always let go, I'll let your friends-If you have any, know where to look for your pieces"
Fear: His armour melting off his body.

Vezok: Calmest of the Piraka, yet the most angered
Powers: Impact Vision(You feel like you got whacked by a sledge hammer), Able to copy opponents powers.
Weapons: Harpoon/sickle, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let me in there!I'll strangle that freak and stuff his spear down his-"
Fear: Getting into a fight with reidak

Reidak: Tracker of the Piraka
Powers: Infrared vision and able to adapt ater every defeat, so you can't defeat him the same way twice.
weapon: buzzsaw/drill, zamor sphere launcher
Quote: "So that's it?We give up?"
Fear: Getting into a fight with Vezok

Thok: Least social of the Piraka
Powers: Confusion vision, Able to bring non living things to life.
Weapons: Ice gun/Ice Peg, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let's go, the mask must be close now."
Fear: His own armour strangling him

Avak: Weapons master of the Piraka
Powers: X ray and telescopic vision, able to create jail dells out of thin air.
Weapons: Pick axe/Jackhammer, Zamor Sphere launcher.
Quote: "Tell it that, maybe you can get it to agree that it doesn't exist"
Fear: Can't speak or move.

Irnahk: Bringer of Fear.
Powers: Able to bring anyones worst fear come true.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Does not exist?Says I"
Fear: IT IS FEAR

Phew, I guess that's it, Seeya.

Welcome.To.The.Life.Of.A.Loser

Hi.There.Wait.Oh no.I.Can't.Stop.The.Full.Stop.Help.Ahhhhhh.
*Insert funny static like sound here*
Ah, much better.See?See?See?That's EXACTLY how lame I am.Take that as Example A, folks.

Damn it, I hate this font, this'll take a second.
Ah, Much better.
Got that?I said,'Ah, much better'
Random angry mob: Boo!hiss!*Throws rotten tomato*
Hey!
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Alright alright, I'll try somethin' else.
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Dammit, isn't there Adler font?
There isn't?NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Take that as Example B as how lame I am.
Ah well, I guess italic arial will have to do.
Anyway, here's the scoop on me.
Crowd: Wha-?
Infomation.
Crowd: ?
I-N-F-O-M-A-T-I-O-N
Crowd: Much better...
Anyway, here it is.

Name: Kristof Han Guoding
Fave colour: Green, silver, Black.
Fave bands(Please....Don't laugh.): the All American Rejects, Busted(Of course!), The Click five, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, and any band that does Synthesised Music(Means played on the Synthesiser)
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Spacing out, Playing with bionicles, reading, sleeping, Using the com, and...I think that's it.Oh yea, and Cycling.
Oddities: Randomly breaks into air guitaring, talks to self sometimes, HATES light, LIKES darkness(I'm serious).

There, I said it, can I go now?
Crowd: No.
Take this as example C as how lame I am.

Now what to right ah?
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Seeya Next Post.