Of course, the daily life of me.

Hey!Today the weirdest thing happened to me!
I was walking down the side of Ginza plaza when I saw something crash into the drain, it bobbed up and down before stablizing. I looked over the railing(Which was painful since there were shrubs in the way)The ship attempted to steer itself to the stairs. Note the word Attempted. It crashed into the same wall 10 times before it found the stairs. The doors opened...

A greenish glow...

Deep breathing...

Growling...

Then out of the ship, 3 blobs of meat stepped out.
How Anitclimatic...Tsk..tsk..tsk..
An innocent bystander walked a bit too close to the lumps of meaty goodness and got...um..
zapped by the aliens with a weird looking ray gun(Looks like an oversized matchstick).
Their names were: Hamburger, meatloaf and drumstick.
How do I know?The nametags you twit.
"What do we do now?" asked Hamburger.
"I know!" Meatloaf said rather loudly.
"Keep it down!" Drumstick hissed."What's your idea?"
"Let's attack that convieniently placed pink building!"
"Short, sweet and pointless.I like." Hamburger said.
Then they walked into the building without knowing it was closed.They were even bigger twits.
They were captured and...
Hamburger was later eaten in a hamburger sold in McDonalds.
Meatloaf was accidentally dropped and ran over by 20 lorries wich happened to be passing by.
Drumstick was eaten by a hungry worker.
How do I know?
I ate Hamburger.
Meatloaf was that gooey slime on the road.
Drumsticks bone was on the floor.

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Okok!All I did was wake up, eat, play com, go tuition, come back, play bionicle, slack, sleep, swake up, slack more, space out, change, go for Martial arts(Thus my numb legs, or maybe cuz my AC setting is too low..), come back, eat, play com, listen to music, read, and now typing. Happy?
No?
Then too Bad!Ha ha!*Gets splattered by tomato*
Hey!
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What?
Make it longer?
Fine.
There, one word longer.
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Hey you!Yea you!Looking at the screen!It's finished!Go away!You too!*Points at air*

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